Santorum Song by Sandy and Richard Riccardi (by pfte1)Though I’ve tried to tell Santorum

Of the feelings I have for him in my heart

It’s not on my heart he fixates

It’s my uterus he dictates from afar

Every little thing he says is tragic

Everything he says just hits me wrong

Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic

Now I know I have to sing this song

Thinks that Global warming’s silly

We should teach the holes in science, not the

facts Homosexuals don’t bother ‘im

Just those nasty homosexual ‘yucky acts’

Every little thing he says is tragic

Everything he says is just a joke

Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic

Someone make it stop before I choke…..

I resolved to call him up

Just to hear him say

If I’m raped the baby is

A gift for my birthday

He’s a lover not a hater

Let’s attack China and Iran!

No such thing as Palestinians

Contraception should be banned!”

Every little thing he says is tragic

Everything he says just hits me wrong

Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic

Now I know I have to sing this song

Every little thing he says is tragic

Everything he says is just a joke

Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic

Someone make it stop before I choke…..

“I don’t want to make blah people’s lives better by giving them whah people’s money”
“Obama didn’t take down Bin Laden, the soldiers did”
“The American Left hates Western Civilization”
“Radical feminists claim that justice demands men and women be given equal opportunity to make it to the top in the workplace.”
“Abortion is why social security isn’t working”
“So, you are going to have in our curriculum spread throughout our curriculum worldview that is fundamentally different than what is taught in school today? Is that not a consequence of gay marriage?”